He loves her brains.
Winner of the 2017 Indie Reader Discovery Awards (Humor)
"Lynch's work is overflowing with wit" - The Booklife Prize
"...funny and irreverent." (Foreword Reviews)
"...awesomely sarcastic and completely witty." (YA Books Central)
"...there's love in the air, even if it smells a bit like formaldehyde." (IndieReader)
Stella Blunt's world is ending. Her parents have dragged her across the country, and she has to start over in a new school. This is a big problem because she doesn't make friends easily: she's large, she's loud, and years of being bullied have left her bitter and defensive. Within days, Stella has alienated half the school.
Only one person seems to like her: Howard Mullins, the shy geek in her Chemistry class. He's the biggest loser in school, but he's a great listener, he's smart at science, and he loves her for her mind. He also drinks brains from a thermos and walks with a lurch.
Now undead hordes are showing up at her door, and Howard Mullins might be to blame. Stella is forced to decide what she believes and who she trusts. Will she take a chance on love?
....Or will she take it out with a chainsaw?
Laugh out loud at this award-winning, irreverent twist on Twilight from C.L. Lynch, who thinks zombies and big girls deserve love, too.