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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang - Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Author Chelsea Handler

  • Published: 2010-04-01
  • Category: Humour
4 Stars
4
From 104 Customers Review
Price: $12.99

Description

WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!

CHELSEA HANDLER ON...

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

Top Customer Reviews

  • Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

    5
    From Sparkelot
    I rarely laugh out loud but, right from the start this book had me laughing on the airplane, on the beach and everywhere I took it! Chelsea Handler is no doubt warped but, in a way I appreciate, and find very funny. I am not sure my husband would have liked it because it doesn't really portray men in a great light. She is so funny that I have bouGreat light reading, funny AND SMART! Not a good gift for a boyfriend or husband but great for a woman friend or for yourself (if you're a woman) Enjoy!
  • Laugh out loud!

    5
    From Logzette
    Loved this so much!
  • Chelsea Handler

    5
    From MicheyRocks
    All of Chelsea Handler's books are funny but this one us my favorite. She is hilarious!!!